




IF YE FOLLOW THE TELCO TRADE MAGAZINES
YOU WILL RECOGNIZE THAT THE CURRENT
TREND IS TOWARD "ISDN" CAPABILITIES.
ISDN STANDS FOR INTEGRATED SERVICES
DIGITAL NETWORK.AT&T TIS MAKING ISDN
AVAILABLE COMMERCIALLY WITH THE 5E4
GENERIC OF THE 5ESS SWITCH.
 WHAT ISDN DOES IS TO PROVIDE VOICE/
DATA AND LAN CAPABILITIES EVERYWHERE
WHILE INTERFACING WITH AT&T 
UNIVERSAL OPERATIONS SYSTEMS.(USO)
 FINE AND DANDY YE SAY-WE'VE BEEN
USING VOICE/DATA FER YEARS NOW
OVER BELL LINES WITH NO PROBLEM.
            
 BUT UNDER ISDN/USO ARE INTEGRATED
SUCH NICETIES AS REMOTE MEASUREMENT
SYSTEMS THAT MONITOR AND MEASURE
YOUR CALLS AT FIRST LEVEL!

USO IS DESIGNED TO PROTECT THE
BELL SYSTEM FROM MIS-USE WITH
LAYERS OF INTEGRATED SYSTEMS THAT
CONTROL COSTS AND MONITOR CALLS
FROM BEGINNING TO END! 

NOW THE BELL COMPANIES WILL ENTICE
ITS CUSTOMERS WITH THE FACT ISDN
CAN SEND VOICE/DATA/AND FASIMILE
MESSAGES SIMULTANEOUSLY OVER A
SINGLE LINE AND ALSO USO WILL
GIVE CUSTOMERS GREATER CAPABILITIES
WITH THEIR PHONES,THEY FAIL TO TELL
YA BOUT YE ALLMIGHTY REASON FOR
THEM BEIN SO-O-O NICE TO YOU,BUT
ILL TELL YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS CALLED--

             BIT-MILE

YEP-ALL THIS NICE SOFTWARE AND
EQUIPMENT TIS DESIGNED TO ALSO
MEASURE DATA USING A UNIT OF
1 MILE PER BIT CALLED THE BIT-MILE!
 THEY HOPE TO SLIDE THIS MONSTER
THROUGH PUC AND PAST OUR NOSES BEFORE
ANYONE CAN RECOGNIZE ITS IMPLICATIONS.

 SOON,A LARGE PERCENT OF COMMUNICATIONS
WILL REPLACE VOICE AT TREMENDOUSLY
EXPANDED BAUD RATES.(1.7 BILLION BITS
PER SECOND ARE NOW BEING USED OVER
FIBRE OPTICS LINES WHICH ARE FAST
REPLACING OUR OLD CABLE PAIRS.DO YA
THINK BELL WILL APPRECIATE 3 SECOND
CALLS USING THOSE BAUD RATES???
 NOT ON YOUR LIFE! THUS ENTER THE
BIT-MILE UNIT DESIGNED TO CHARGE
THE SHIT OUT OF YOU NO MATTER IF 
YOUR CALL TIS 3 SECONDS OR 3 HOURS,
DEPENDING ON YOUR BAUD RATE!

IF YA THOUGHT EQUAL ACCESS TIS BAD,
WAIT TILL YE BIT-MILE IS IMPLEMENTED.

OF COURSE IF ENOUGH PEOPLE BECAME
AWARE OF BELLS PLAN,WE COULD EASILY
STOP BIT-MILE MEASUREMENT BY COMPLAIN
ING TO PUC AND OUR LEGISLATORS EARLY.

STRIKE THE WAR MACHINE

NUFF SAID-
BOOTLEG

P.S. ALCATEL CITCOM SYSTEMS,INC.
  ADVERTISES IN TELCO TRADE PUBLICA
TIONS THAT IT HAS ALREADY DELIVERED
2,500,000,000,000 (2.5 TRILLION)
BIT-MILES OF DIGITAL CIRCUITS UPDAT
ING THE OLD FASIONED CIRCUIT MILE
FOR LONG DISTANCE NETWORKS ALONE.
THEY SAY THEY WON'T STOP UNTIL ALL
OF AMERICA IS DIGITALIZED UNDER
BIT-MILE CIRCUITRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
